hobbitts: not stoned, just slightly pebbled (Source: hobbitts2, via ohhh-lizzie)

hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

(Source: hobbitts2, via ohhh-lizzie)

what a beautiful day to not be in high school (Source: trippiest, via randomandblue)

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

(Source: trippiest, via randomandblue)

voltorbo: first i get absolute consent. then i fuck yo bitch (Source: acutealien, via fakefriendsfakefamily)

voltorbo:

first i get absolute consent. then i fuck yo bitch

(Source: acutealien, via fakefriendsfakefamily)

scrapes:

dirtylittledamsel:

Kim and Kanye need to chill


guys i keep watching this and D Y IN G
“The Buddhists say if you meet somebody and your heart pounds, your hands shake, your knees go weak, that’s not the one. When you meet your ‘soul mate’ you’ll feel calm. No anxiety, no agitation”
“If a female student got drunk and had her car stolen the university would call the police. If she got drunk and had her computer stolen, they would call the police. If she got drunk and had her phone stolen, they would call the police. The fact that she was drunk would not even be factored in when assessing if a crime had been committed. But if she gets drunk and has her body invaded and her humanity stolen, school administrations are perplexed about what to do.”
me: halloween is coming soon mom: it's july me: me: halloween is coming soon
Anonymous said: how do you give a bj gnarly: get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord

Anonymous said: how do you give a bj

gnarly:

get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord