yungchigs:

bæ
continent:

My kind of love story right there
gothgirlsgettingmoney: My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay (Source: gendertrashfromhell, via xubix)

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via xubix)

brad-arm-pitt: Turn up at the club…. penguin (via professor-mcgonnasex)

brad-arm-pitt:

Turn up at the club…. penguin

(via professor-mcgonnasex)

fishslut:

of-the-yellow-ajah:

unbuttonedinawood:

i never thought i’d write the words “deeply evil carpet” but. seriously. what a deeply evil carpet that is.

And what you should do is to put this over an actual trap, like a hole in the floor so people will be like “Oh ha ha ha that’s soooo funny, it’s a rug!” And then fall through it. 

are you satan
mattniskanenseyebrows: OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK (via orange-harlots)

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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(via orange-harlots)

“He’d never cared much for strawberries, but that summer her lips were so stained with the juices that they were all he tasted. And he’d never had a favourite fruit, but two years later, a new girl is sat in front of him, laughing at his jokes. "If you could only eat one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be?" She asks playfully. And he remembers how her hands traced the veins in his neck and made their way across his chest. He remembers her soft breathing and limbs draped across his shoulders. "Strawberries." He tells her. "I could live a life on nothing but strawberries."”
fedoralpolice: when u and ur friends make plans (via orange-harlots)

fedoralpolice:

when u and ur friends make plans

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(via orange-harlots)

porrimscondomstash: When you fuck something up first thing in the morning (Source: porrimsspookycondomstash, via orange-harlots)

porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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(Source: porrimsspookycondomstash, via orange-harlots)

pemsylvania: before robbing a store cut off your finger tips to be sure you don’t leave any finger prints (Source: pemsylvania, via orange-harlots)

pemsylvania:

before robbing a store cut off your finger tips to be sure you don’t leave any finger prints

(Source: pemsylvania, via orange-harlots)

highforsthis: why are nowadays all this 13 year olds getting drunk and having sex. When I was 13, I had my first love there was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us who could ever come above she had me going crazy oh i was starstruck she woke me up daily don’t need no Starbucks.  (via orange-harlots)

highforsthis:

why are nowadays all this 13 year olds getting drunk and having sex. When I was 13, I had my first love there was nobody that compared to my baby and nobody came between us who could ever come above she had me going crazy oh i was starstruck she woke me up daily don’t need no Starbucks. 

(via orange-harlots)

kushandwizdom:

More here..
“go talk to ya other hoes”